Meet the queen of the household.
Penelope showed up in our yard in summer 2005, barefoot and pregnant with what turned out to be 7 kittens. The meal we fed her that day has never been matched in sheer deliciousness.
Now meet the Purple Prose Producer, if you haven't yet.
The Producer has been pressed into service to detail Penelope's reactions to a variety of foods I picked up at Petco that match her vet-mandated low-protein-percentage requirements.
The following typecast was dictated very clearly by Penelope. She just hasn't mastered touch typing yet, so I did the secretarial work.
And the clear winner, earning the coveted Link From Writing Ball, is: Soulistic!