So you were won over by the dazzling good looks and cutting-edge high tech of the Pelvin D-Lux? Then you'll want to join Angelina and get a [temporary] Pelvin tattoo! Yes, they exist already, and I've got four of them to give away.
In order to get one, you just have to be one of the first four people to comment on this post with something a tough typospherian might say. We tattooed people are tough, after all.