Squid tactics. ( :Redhead man? ¿Por qué Ricardo?
I had to look up "squid tactics." I learn so much from typospherians! :)Nothing personal against redheads.
heh heh, Good one. Have you ever read Floyd Kemske? "Virtual Boss" and "Human Resources are very funny.
I'd never heard of Kemske -- looks like fun. There is a whole genre of workplace satire, such as my friend Ed Park's novel "Personal Days." But when this little tale popped into my head, I was thinking more of the well-worn '50s SF short story anthologies I used to get from the library when I was a kid.
Ah... vewy cweva. I read through it the first time, missed it completely, and caught it the second sentence in the next time around. Real good, I must say.
That was only slightly twisted. But I suppose that depends on whether the reader takes sides or not. I personally enjoy an afternoon snack to get through the last bit of the workday.
Now I don't feel so bad about my "Key-Chopper-Chopper".